we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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