oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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