Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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