just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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