I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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