I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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