he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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