Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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