careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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