i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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