dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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