I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Do vagina's smell?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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