How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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