At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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