Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Alive.
So much puke
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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