FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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