I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize