WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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