In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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