I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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