Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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