I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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