These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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