Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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