He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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