The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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