CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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