She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
why is half of my head shaved?
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