She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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