i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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