She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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