How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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