I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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