Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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