Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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