i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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