How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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