Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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