i think i scared a bird with my dick
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You dont lie about slip and slides
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
And then he peed in my hair
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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