singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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