Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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