dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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