Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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