Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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