Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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