My sheets look like a crime scene.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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