At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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