It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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