the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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