smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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