Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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