did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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