your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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