ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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